APPETIZERS

BIG BIG SLOP BUCKET OF GOLD     13.49
A big bucket filled with curly fries, tator tots, onion rings,  breaded mushrooms & mozzarella sticks.  Served with meat sauce or ranch dressing. 

(Warning - do not eat this alone, you need an EMERGANCY ACTION CONSUMPTION PLAN for this item!)

BATTERED MOZZARELLA STICKS......... 5.29
With meat sauce.

BUCKET O’ BALLS...............................5.59
Actually a basket of sauerkraut balls served with our almost authentic shrimp sauce.  I say bucket cuz occasionally we burn a batch and take ‘em out back with a 9 iron.  Fore!

BASKET OF BREADED MUSHROOMS ......4.99
With cheese sauce for dippin’.

BACK FORTY CURLY FRIES ..................6.29
Curly fries topped with diced crisp bacon, cheddar and Mozzarella cheese and served in an edible taco shell.

CANCUN CURLY FRIES ........................6.29
Curly fries topped with taco meat, sautéed peppers, onions and tomatoes with cheddar cheese sauce and mozzarella cheese, sour cream and served in an edible taco shell.

CALIFORNIA CURLY FRIES ..................6.29
From the land of Oz. where anything goes right Bob!  Cajun curly fries topped with chili, cheddar cheese and sour cream, served in an edible taco shell.  Oh the beach, the babes, the sun, the surf, I need a vacation, BAD!!!! Take me with you, I’ll leave my thong at home. I promise, unless you want me to bring it!

BASKET OF CHICKEN TENDERS ............6.29
With yer favorite wing sauce over yonder for dippin’.

BASKET OF HUSHPUPPIES ...................4.29
With ranch dressing for stripping, No No! I mean dippin’.

JALAPENO CREAM CHEESE POPPERS & Salsa ................................................…...5.29

QUESADILLAS .....................................6.59
Tortillas filled with 3 cheeses, served with salsa and sour cream.

JUSTIN QUESADILLAS ..........................7.59
Grilled tortillas filled with 3 cheeses, diced boneless chicken breast and sautéed mushrooms.  Named for a teen who applied to be a cook, saw the menu, chickened out and ran from here screaming!.

OVER THE BORDER QUESADILLAS……....7.29
Grilled tortillas, not 1 or 2 but 3 cheeses, with grilled taco meat, onions, tomatoes & rice.  Served with salsa and sour cream.

QUESADILLAS WITH BROCCOLI, MUSHROOM AND CHEESES......................................7.29
Back by popular demand!  These extra words used solely to balance this column with the previous one.  Thanks Mike!

QUESADILLAS GONE GREEK ...................7.59
Grilled tortillas, diced gyro meat, onions, peppers & cheeses, served with sour cream and salsa.

MEATLOVERS QUESADILLAS..……………….7.79
Grilled tortillas, Ham, Sausage, Bacon, Swiss and American cheese.. 

RONNIE’S GODZILLA  “macho NACHOS” vs. MIKE’S PLACE MEGALON KITCHEN SINK…..8.49

One BIG pile of nacho, taco meat, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, tomatoes,  mild pepper rings, cheddar cheese sauce, mozzarella cheese & sour cream. Nightmares Guaranteed!

SUMO CLASS SANDWICH “12 plus Incher”
Wrestle one of these babies! Our heart burns for our customers and yours will too after one of these!

FARMER MIKE’S GOURMET CONCOCTION...7.99
2 Chicken breasts, bacon, sliced roast beef, onions, tomatoes and mayo on a large Italian bun., we love big buns!!!!!!

*SHAVED MAVENS 57 WAY STEAK SANDWICH............................................8.99
8 oz. of thinly sliced top sirloin steak, sautéed mushrooms, onions, mozzarella cheese and Chris’ special sauce served on a large bun. 

ROMAN SHUFFLE.."The No Hero" Burg..  ....................................................7.29
12” of  burgers, salami,  onions, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo and Mozzarella.  A dab of Italian dressing gets it dancing dudes.

THE VERY HEARTY HAUBS ......................7.29
2” of turkey, ham, salami, American and Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and mayo topped with Italian dressing. 

SON OF AN ANGUS #@!*&%/ ................8.29
12”  of roast beef, bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onion and mayo.

PO BURG BLU, BO DIDLEY……..…………..7.99
Pure ground beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and blue cheese dressing topped with girly fries , I mean Curly fries on a 12” bun.

CHICKEN COURT MY BLUE MOON……..… 8.29
4 Chicken Tenders, ham, Swiss cheese and sweet honey mustard on a bed of lettuce.

THE BIG JOHNNY & SLIMMER DUANE…....7.99
Farm fresh country sausage patties, mild hot Pepper rings grilled onions, Bbq sauce and American cheese on a 12 incher. Can you say Yee Haw you all, and Get Er Done! with this one. 

THE OLD OKIE  ..............................7.29

Grilled corned beef, bacon, 1000 island dressing and heaps of coleslaw and topped with fries on a very large Italian bun.

THE CHICKEN LITTLE (so we lied) ...8.29

Another 12”  with grilled ham, boneless chicken tenders, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and that award winning BBQ sauce.

THE EQUALIZER........................... 8.29

Freshly sliced roast beef piled high on a 12” Italian bun topped with fried onion rings, lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream and American cheese.  (Take no prisoners, cuz I’ll be back! Wrong movie sorry)

THE DIRK DIGGLER .........................8.29

Grilled ham, roast beef, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and mushrooms smothered with golden French fries and BBQ sauce.  2 hands  needed for this 12 incher & napkins, lots of napkins.

*THE NUNSIATTA DEVITA…...……….8.99

Once upon a time in North Hill there was little Italy, & a little lady, who perfected a sandwich. 8 oz of grilled top sirloin, mild pepper rings, and onions served on a 12 inch loaf of garlic bread topped moo-zerella.  Oh mama mia! They say this sandwich is better than BLEEP!

THE CRAB-ZILLA……………..………...8.29

3 golden crab cakes topped with lettuce, tomato, American cheese and mayo.  One way ticket to the free clinic.

The Warren Barto……….…..………..7.99
Grilled ham, bacon, American , Swiss, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo.  The Original Sumo Class sandwich, Beam me up Scotty!

***Combo me– 1/2 basket of fries…..1.59

 
­  Wrapped and warped!! ­
 

BUFFALO GOT THE BLUE ALLS ..........6.29
Large flour burrito shell stuffed with crispy chicken tenders, diced tomatoes, onions, lettuce, mayo, Frank’s Red Hot Sauce and blue cheese. Sorry Buffalo, you might have invented it, but we perfected it!

THE WARPED MIGRANT MADNESS……. 5.89
Grilled char broiled chicken breast, moo-zerella cheese, lettuce, tomato, bacon and ranch dressing wrapped in a warmed tortilla.

GRILLED STEAK BURITTO…….…….... 8.69
Sliced top sirloin, rice, onions, mushrooms, mozzarella, with Strauss’s famous wing sauce rolled in a grilled flour burrito served on a bed of lettuce with sour cream and salsa .

URBS SAYS “I AM Caesar , HEAR ME WRAP!”
.........................................................5.99
Warm diced chicken breast, mozzarella, lettuce, Caesar dressing, and crisp Curly Fries, all wrapped sorta nicely together.

GROUP ME BABY WRAP…………..………....6.29
2 Golden grouper filets stuffed with lettuce, American cheese and mayo, wrapped in a flour tortilla.

ALFREDO CHICKEN WRAP……….….....…. 6.29 Diced Char broiled chicken breast, mushrooms, Swiss cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla, topped with Alfredo sauce, Folks you will need
utensils for wrestling these babies!  

­  WINGS  ­  WINGS  ­  WINGS  ­
In olden times, you couldn’t give wings away. Then Buffalo had a dream and as usual, we copied it!  And again, as usual, we got carried away!

Hot,  Mild, Garlic, BBQ, Cajun, Teriyaki, Honey Mustard,  Sweet and Sour, Blast Furnace, Strauss’s Secret-Ranch Slider’s,  Hot Garlic, Hot BBQ, Bloody Mary, Chipotle Bbq, Szechwan. (Add celery and Bleu Cheese for 1.29 extra)

10 PIECE WING DINNER........................7.29
One flavor.

20 PIECE WING DINNER– 2 flavors ........9.29

10 PIECE WINGS– 1 FLAVOR ….…….6.59

25 PIECE BUCKET OF WINGS..........11.29

50 PIECE BUCKET OF WINGS..........18.99

Limit of two flavors per bucket.

Beer, Wine & Mixed drinks available. Ask your serving wench or
troll for the real details.
 

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